Spillage and Splendor

HayMan Quarterly No. 2

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This issue, we're dedicating Spillage and Splendor to celibrate the...

COW.

Cows have been with us since the dawning of our country. We owe the cow a lot for supplying us with countless hamburgers and glasses of milk. The cow gets picked on probably more than any other animal in the world (besides the chicken, of course), and deserves to be set apart and honored with a dedication such as this. I salute you, cow, for spending hours in the sun eating grass, running from the rodeoers and otherwise being mindless of your situation in this world. May you find your way to India and live the good life, and may McDonalds change their menu.

Bovine Rebellion

As you can see, the cow is UDDER-ly fascinating to many-a-cartoonist. The cow will forever be remembered and adored and abhorred, throughout the ages of the past and of those yet to come. We do truly salute you, oh Cow, for you have branded your presence into our lives creating a happier world (and stronger bones!).